It's too Darn Hot!

How hot is it?

Ah yes, the end if rainy season and the start of ... hot season? No more rain clouds, just pale blue sky and the boiling hot sun. It won't drop below 25 for the rest of the time we're here, even at night. So in honor of these hot summer nights here's a list of hot jokes.

How hot is it?

- It's so hot you could boil ice cream

- It's so hot the cicadas and cockroaches are asking me to turn up the A/C

- It's so hot that when I went outside for a lunch break my shadow stayed
inside

- It's so hot that dinner's cooked by the time you walk home from the
grocery store

- It's so hot that walking on burning coals seems like that a nice way to cool
off

- It's so hot I declined an outdoor happy hour

- It's so hot your butt sweat has butt sweat

- It's so hot that sweat rags are a common fashion accessory

- It's so hot that contact solution is warm coming out of the bottle

- It's so hot that the tap water in the pipes is warm. A cold shower
actually feels kind of warm.

Wait those last three are true. This isn't funny anymore. It's hot.